tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210812619084904021.post9178429529953092801..comments2023-05-08T07:45:01.481-04:00Comments on JamTheCat: Home in LAJamTheCathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10246923336782407087noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210812619084904021.post-71042851826285255102010-05-13T01:50:51.617-04:002010-05-13T01:50:51.617-04:00Ah, the literate crowd.Ah, the literate crowd.JamTheCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10246923336782407087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210812619084904021.post-14060274091944991162010-05-13T00:14:48.769-04:002010-05-13T00:14:48.769-04:00One day years ago, my aunt asked me if I read abou...One day years ago, my aunt asked me if I read about a butcher who murdered children and sold their flesh in his shop as beef. <br /><br />No was my answer, followed by, "Aunt Dottie, I read the paper every day and I listen to the news. I would think if something like that happened, I would have heard about it."<br /><br />She slaps a National Enquirer down and said, "Right here," using her index finger to point at the article. <br /><br />I read it and yes, there was an accusation of a butcher in the Seventeenth Century doing this very thing in Germany.<br /><br />If it's in black and white then it must be true, and to think these people are allowed to vote.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02178637368483488805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210812619084904021.post-23394004959963426392010-05-12T09:55:08.870-04:002010-05-12T09:55:08.870-04:00LOL -- though thinking about it, I could have trie...LOL -- though thinking about it, I could have tried that with "How To Rape A Straight Guy." It would have been better than listening to her read me parts of "The National Inquirer." Did you know there are some celebrities who got really, really fat or are now morbidly thin?JamTheCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10246923336782407087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1210812619084904021.post-21896431463726560602010-05-12T02:53:03.876-04:002010-05-12T02:53:03.876-04:00I'm so glad you asked this important question....I'm so glad you asked this important question. "What can I do to keep others at bay so as not to be bothered on long flights?"<br /><br />I have your answer. <br /><br />Get yourself a copy of Sarge and the Sailor Boy. When these irritating people begin to pester with things like, "Let's hold hands and say a prayer for a safe landing." You can give them, Sarge and the Sailor Boy. It's worth the cover price. Once they get to page two and it doesn't take long, especially if you read the first two pages out loud to them. There will be a hush all around and everyone will quiet down.<br /><br />No more irritating questions. Like, "I hate to bother you again, but I have a weak bladder, especially when in a plane." <br /><br />Hell they would just as soon pee in their shorts as to ask you to move. It works every time for me. Try it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02178637368483488805noreply@blogger.com