As for Casey, she's "every thinking boy's superhero pinup girl." And Lando is "the dumb jock who's always going to be that, no matter how smart he really is."
I'm seeing that I'm way too serious about the writing style of this script. Credit my arrogance for that. Hopefully, I will cease this obnoxious attitude of superiority and actually have fun with the writing, again.
Tally-ho, you ho's.